There is a story going around on Publicola (src: http://publicola.com/2011/09/08/man-in-crotchless-spandex-outfit-sets-fire-tries-to-cook-his-own-weenie-in-city-park/ ) about a man who wore spandex chaps with exposed bits that lit a fire in a Seattle fountain early one morning recently in front of police & firefighters saying: "We are having a weenie roast.
